RATES

I always prefer longer engagements, and my rates reflect this preference.  There’s nothing better than giving ourselves the gift of relaxing into each other without keeping an eye on the clock.

A flower never grows more quickly by staring at the soil, after all…

 
 

BUDDING

It all starts with a single sprout.

- LIMITED AVAILABILITY -

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1 hour || $1000

1.5 hours || $1500

2 hours || $2000

3 hours || $2500 *recommended minimum for new suitors


Bookings of 3 hours or more require time in a public setting, such as a drink shared at the bar or a nice meal.  Have serious privacy concerns that don’t permit public time?  Kindly add $300.

BLOOMING

Let’s count, one by one, the soft, unfurling petals.

- MOST POPULAR -

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4 hours || $3000

6 to 8 hours || $5000

Overnight || $6500 *my personal favorite

Want to sit in my lap of luxury?  Add $1500 to your deposit for the Suite Life Package.  I’ll arrange for an upgraded suite complete with charcuterie and a bottle of something special to share.

RIPENING

You’ll savor each bite of this sweet, tender fruit.

- HIGH PRIORITY -

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24 hours || $8000

48 hours || $12,000

3 Days || Bespoke

5 Days || Bespoke

Exclusive arrangements || subject to availability, starting at $30,000 per month.

For dates longer than 24 hours, I prefer a collaborative planning approach.  Please email me so we can create an incredible itinerary together.  Don’t have time to plan?  Add $500 to your deposit and leave all the reservations to me.

* Rates apply towards my time, companionship, and extensive knowledge of houseplants only.

PHOTOSYNTHESIZE

With me, there’s no such thing as flying too close to the sun.

Fly Me To You (FMTY): 

Nothing gets me going quite like a letter that starts with “Wanna meet in ____?”  I’m a sucker for travel, both domestic and international.  I kindly ask for flat rate travel fees depending on the destination, and this fee includes all of my transportation costs. I know, I know— loving me is so easy, right?

  • Domestic (includes Canada and Mexico, and the Caribbean): + $600

  • International: + $1200

  • Domestic travel requires a minimum booking of 6 hours.

  • International travel requires a minimum booking of one overnight.

Train Me To You (TMTY):

Train Me To You is available to most major cities within the Northeast.  I kindly ask for a flat rate travel fee of $350. 

  • Train Me To You dates require a minimum booking of 4 hours.

After having traveled to over 40 countries, I’m an expert travel planner. Wanna take a load off and let me do all the organizing for our upcoming trip? Send me an email with what you have in mind!

FIBONACCI SEQUENCE

Don’t miss the small but mighty details.

Deposits

  • A 30% deposit is required for all bookings and ensures our time is secured on my busy calendar.  Deposit details will be sent to you promptly after screening.  If you have privacy concerns regarding the deposit, please include this info in your booking submission so I can send you my discrete deposit options.

Personal Time

  • For overnight bookings, I require at least 7.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep.  I’m at my best when well-rested, and I expect this request to be highly respected.

  • For multi-day bookings, I request a few personal hours per day to exercise, decompress, and get dolled up for you.  I ask this of anyone I travel with, including my closest friends!

Additions

  • A small incall fee applies if I’m hosting (please inquire about the rate in your city).

  • For in date extensions, please add $1000 per hour.

  • Couples, add a $500 flat fee.

More fine print, such as my cancellation policy, can be found on my FAQ page.